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I'm not sure why I did this. I just thought it was funny, which is as good an excuse as any.

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Jeremy, Jeremy, the ninja
He kills people with his thoughts
He'll eat your soul like an apricot
You'll rue the day you ever fought with Jeremy

He could sneak into your house and switch your medications
Make you shoot out flaming acid every time you pee
And if you do that, don't use the stall that's next to me

Jeremy, Jeremy, the ninja
Working down his enemies list
Killing with his atomic fist
No-one can make you un-exist like Jeremy

He could lodge a bunch of flaming shurikens in your spinal cord
Turn into a ten-ton dragon and eat you in the face
And when they're out of fuel, he kicks NASA's rockets into space

Jeremy, Jeremy, the ninja
Shops for sweaters at the Gap
Lunch at Quizno's, then a nap
You best not try an' start no crap with Jeremy

Well, his fans think he's tremendous, they talk about him constantly
And when he's around, they literally lose their heads
He's like a toasted vengeance sandwich on whole wheat murder bread

Jeremy, Jeremy, the ninja
Boy, he really loves to kill
Did we mention he loves to kill?
If he wants to kill you, then he will, that's Jeremy

credits

from Grapefruit Teeth: A Compendium of Industrial Dixieland Tone Poems for Fiddle and Fire Hydrant, Chapter 1: Rise of the Hyena People, released June 18, 2012
Parody of "Ana Lee, the Healer" by the Beach Boys. Music by Brian Wilson and Mike Love, Lyrics by Kobi LaCroix

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