A song about a man who finds his apartment haunted by the spirit of late TV pitchman Billy Mays.
Better late than never, I suppose.
lyrics
Uno, dos, tres, Kaboom!
(Turn up that TV...no, too high, turn it down.....no, up again......okay, that's good.)
I found a cheap downtown apartment
But the day I moved is when the trouble started
'Cause the landlord didn't say
It was haunted by a ghost, the ghost of Billy Mays
Who's always shouting
Hello, hello!
(¡Hola!)
You wanna buy some Orange Glo?
(¡Naranja!)
Cleans everything, and the price is low
And if you call now we'll throw in a free tote bag!
What a deal!
What a deal!
My life became too weird
I noticed that my wife had grown a beard
I thought that if I bought his products he'd be gone
I bought some fertilizer, I don't even have a lawn!
I bought his life insurance, the Hooks of Hercules
A tube of Mighty Putty, a tub of Oxi-Clean
I'm all out of money, all he does is scream
Aaaaaah!
Hello, hello!
(Hi there!)
You wanna buy some Orange Glo?
(We take Visa!)
His spirit haunts me everywhere I go
And his voice makes the paint and wallpaper peel
Peel!
(Big City Slider Station! Awesome Auger! Zorbys! I'll attack your family! The Ding King! Quick Chop! Jupiter Jack! Tool Bandit! Billy Mays is scoring with your mom!)
All of this, all of this can be yours...
All of this can be yours for 12 easy payments of $19.95! Order now and we'll throw in a free t-shirt, my grandma's dentures, the HMS Bounty, a fistful of mud, and a live cobra!
Hello, hello!
(Yo, dawg)
You wanna buy some Orange Glo?
(¡Callaté!)
I wish I had a ghost remote control, I would mute him
Why can't I shoot him?!
My friends won't come over now
He's hiding under the couch
It's unreal
He's not real!
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Awesome track! I also love the "tribute" at the end to that old D&D audio, genius!
This is going to be the opener for the next session for my group. Landstrider